Power Slut 5000

The best thing about having a bad attitude about dating is that there’s bound to be someone who has an even worse attitude than yours.

It’s great when that person with the worse attitude than yours is someone you like talking to. In the best of all possible worlds, that person with the worse attitude than yours is funny as well.

If you think about it too much, life is sort of like one long, extended, over-written piece of performance art. And things like the internet subject many more, random, unsuspecting audience members to your convoluted play about you.

I’m feeling very convoluted lately.

And I have a bad attitude.

The sound guy, who has a worse attitude than me, threw up a profile.

Meet Powerslut 5001:

Clearly, he is inspired by my journey.

Work has settled into a dull, plodding chaos and as small pockets of time stretch in many directions, we seek to fill our loneliness with the white noise of distraction. In short, we add another 100 pages to the play we call our lives.

Powerslut 5001 is looking for lives to ruin. And dreams to dash. He hasn’t gotten a ‘wink’ yet, but lots of cute girls are looking at him. And as the thin knit lips on his Andean face mask curl with evil zeal, direct marketers tag him as a good representative of overpriced mozzarella tomato salads.

The sound guy calls it trolling. I call it performance art.

Welcome to my show.

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